I will share with you some silly one liners:
*"Shopping makes me ill" -my friend Joel who is quite the cowboy
*"I'll try to get his pic, he may break my camera, seriously that's how hot he is" -my friend Courtney when talking about the incredibly good looking butcher in Italy
*"Oh, they need to just stop pussy-footin' " -my mother
And my personal favorite...

*"Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability" -Michael Scott "The Office"